The Hole Story.

Mistakes are easy to come by. Picture this:

     The atmosphere is romantic, the mood is passionate, the air is riddled with good tension between you and your guy. Stress relief seems right on the cusp. Slowly but surely foreplay enters the night and your guy seems to have it all correct. Somehow he knows exactly what turns you on and you figure you should hang on to him because this type of good fortune is rare. Bite your tongue, you don't want to jinx it.
     You're body is prickling with anticipation. You want to do it, everything in your body says you should, and as soon as you think it, everything begins. He's in, he's comfortable, he's assertive but not overly so, he's doing what you want without him telling you to and everything is......
     OH NO it slipped out, no big deal you think, he'll just slip it back in ....... but wait a minute thats not where it was before as your butt feels a certain unwelcome pressure. You softly say "Wrong hole" thinking it was just a mistake. He looks at you a little embarrassed and slips it back in what you think  is the appropriate place. The night goes on and you forget about the little accident but as time progresses through your relationship (whatever it may be)  this little accident persists.
     Now he could be one of these three things... 1. he could be just a big butter penis and not have very much coordination. 2. he really might not have the faintest idea of the placement of a woman's genitalia or 3. he just really wants to push his limits and see if you'll let him stick it up your butt...
     And this is where we wanna focus; learning a woman's body or not having coordination is easily fixable but trying to stick an unwelcome member up a butt needs a little more communication. This is probably an uncomfortable conversation to have with a guy but it must be said whether you are okay with the idea or not. This passive aggressive thing that he's doing by trying to slowly warm you up to the idea instead of asking is just, plain and simple not acceptable. I say you confront him to know for sure what's really going down. But consider this if he actually cared for you at all, in the first place he would've felt comfortable enough to tell you about this fantasy he has or trusted you with the ideas he has or wanted to try to spice up his sex life. That's how I see it but as the reader you may think something else... Tell me your comments, or shoot me an email at TheSplayed@gmail.com. Thanks for Reading.

Ciao,
Audrey