September 25, 2011

How Embarrasing?



Remember the first time you queefed? Okay maybe not. Maybe some of you just aren’t sure what a queef is. According to urbandictionary.com a queef is “an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus.” Essentially, a queef is your vagina farting [during sex]. Understand me now? Talk about embarrassing. Imagine being in the middle of sex when all of a sudden this loud noise comes out of your twat and you don’t know how to stop it!

Maybe your experience was something like... freaking the hell out so much that you’re so traumatized that the only thing you remember is being on the verge of tears, babbling something about not doing it on purpose and not knowing how to stop or why it was happening.  Or maybe your experience was more like… lying there, you queef, and then you blurt out “I didn’t fart.” Either way, neither of these situations is ideal.

So… what can you do? Nothing! You can’t help it. Just let it be free and enjoy the sex because it probably means that he’s putting in work and doing a good job at it ;).

If you’re wondering how my first experience turned out? Well here’s a little hint; don’t freak out! Freaking out might actually prove more embarrassing than the actual queef.

Want to share your own experience?? Let us know!

-Peyton

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